Index of Poets
Austin Alexis
Collin Barber
Yota Daniil
Gil Fagiani
Donna Gagnon
Rachel Green
Lois Marie Harrod
Ruth Holzer
Hank Kalet
Steadman Kondor
John Lambremont, Sr.
Gill McEvoy
Karen Neuberg
Joan Page-Durante
Mandy Pannett
John Joseph Petrolino III
Doug Pugh
Christine Redman-Waldeyer
David Romanda
Nancy Scott
Ivan Sun
Levi Wagenmaker
Lonnard Dean Watkins
Mark Arvid White
Wolfiewolfgang
Gil Fagiani
Dopefiend Hustle # 132: Playing The Christers
Every Christer worth his cross is stuck on the scenario
of the great sinner who becomes the great saint.
I tell the minister I hear God's voice command me:
Put down the jug, the pipe stem, lead a sanctified life.
The pastor introduces me to his flock. They donate
clothes, food, a place to lay up, even pocket money.
I scourge myself in public, beg for forgiveness,
preach to the hardcore blasphemers.
I'm the hottest ticket at prayer meetings, Sunday service,
church picnics and fundraisers.
Everyone wants me to meet their virgin daughters,
straighten out their wayward sons.
Then the day comes when the faithful realize, I've robbed
the rectory, maxed out their kid's credit cards--disappeared.
Bio
Gil Fagiani's poetry collections include: ROOKS (Rain Mountain Press, 2007), GRANDPA'S WINE (Poets Wear Prada, 2008), A BLANQUITO IN EL BARRIO (Rain Mountain Press, 2009), CHIANTI IN CONNECTICUT (Bordighera Press, pending 2010) and SERFS OF PSYCHIATRY (Finishing Line Press, pending 2011). He is on the Board of Directors of the Italian American Writers' Association and is the Associate Editor of FEILE-FESTA.