Bio

I have published many books on subjects ranging from poetry to football and including some works of humour (relevantly) such as "Nostradamus - the World Cup Prophecies" (Random House) and "Johnson's Brexit Dictionary" (Pushkin). I taught English at King's London and Bristol University and spent lots of time on literature and science.

Lincoln
Saturday
John Whisker
was summoned for
keeping a dog, it was
larger than a wolf and ran after carts.
The dog had a hoarse bark and laid its head upon the wall.

"In a Name" - Fibonacci Collage of a law report in Sheffield Daily Telegraph 30.12.1907

Mr Whisker was let off with a nominal fine.